Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
