Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
