Rivendell jokes

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.