Rigidity jokes
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
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All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless So rude and always negative I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you crying out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make … Read more