Rebuke jokes
Get up, you lazybones!
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
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GENESIS 37 Joseph’s Dreams 1Jacob lived in the land of his father’s sojournings, in the land of Canaan. 2These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was pasturing the flock with his brothers. He was a boy with the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives. And Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father. 3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was th… Read more