Reboot Cards jokes

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.

Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?