Rape victim jokes

Rape victim: I want to die.

Man: Hang in there.

Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?

In the ashtray.

How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?

Marry her.

What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A rape victim!

What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

"You are a consequence of rape!"

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.