Rape victim jokes
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
Rape victims suck, literally.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.