Racer jokes

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.