Quick Fix jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.