Quick Fix jokes
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Memes
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
