what did the chicken say when he crossed the road
quack!
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop
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quack quack quack quack quack quack
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn
What a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Lol dick I'm the dick and duck
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? -- "Quack, quack."
