what did the duck say to the drug dealer?
GIMME SOME OF THAT QUACK!
why did the ducky get arrested
he got caught selling quack
what so duckies wipe after they poop
there butt quack
why did the ducks go to jail
they sold quack
Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his QUACK-dealer.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs... cus there quacks too small
Two plus two is four Minus one, that's three, quick maths Every day, man's on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He's got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He's got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin') If she ain't on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose
Q: Why do birds need feathers? A: To cover up their butt quack!
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
Where do duck poop out of? From their buttquack
teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.
What type of sound does your crack make. Answer. Quack
What do you call a white duck
A quacker
The butt quack one.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
I just wanted to say... These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude. Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs.... A QUACK HEAD!!!! My mom must be a duck then....
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