DisabledAnonymous4 years agoMy girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.Guess who came crawling back.
FriendPornHub2 years agoToday Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
OrphanPornHub2 years agoSon: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Pushin PPornHub2 years agoI thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Pushin PPornHub2 years ago‘You the bomb.’ ‘No, you the bomb.’ A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.