Pumpkin Pie jokes

Marshmallow

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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    Note to self.

    When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

    Google "cream pie recipes".

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