My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
Prescribe Jokes
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.