What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
How can you tell if google is a girl? It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence
You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die? ̈
You reply with: ̈Surrounded by friends ̈
Hate me all you want but I rather love bullying in all fairness, I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
hey did know that steven hawkings predicted the end of the world Well not really he predicted the end of his world
what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic
How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
