Postcard jokes

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.