Pookie jokes

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.