They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Pooh Jokes
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.