Pooh jokes

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A: To find Pooh!

Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?

Because he is always talking about his honey.