Pooh jokes
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
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What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 馃毥 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 馃槀
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Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.