Political Campaign jokes
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
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Y'all joe Biden drop out for president. So trump might just might win. UNLESS...Kayne West stills his spotππ.
IM ABOUT TO START SOMETHING THAT WILL GET A LOT OF HATE LOL
This is an article I found. I will vote for this man.
Unknown to the world only a few years ago, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, quickly entered the conversation when he announced plans to run for president in the 2020 election. Pete Buttigieg placed fifth in the primaries after dropping out of the race and endorsing Joe Biden. He currently serves⦠Read more