Plumbing Fixture jokes

If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".