Plumbing Fixture jokes

Baby

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

Dishwasher

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

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  • Chemist

    How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

    Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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