Pizza man jokes
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.