Pitfall jokes
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
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I've got no balance in this life I can't let go of what I like Somebody told me in a dream That I look weaker when I cry My mother used to tell me things I know I wasn't supposed to know What's that got to do with me? How the fuck do I let go? Pitfalls from God without a rope Colored chalk around my throat How the fuck do I let go? She says, "Don't ya love me?" (And if not, then why?) She reminds me of mom (okay, alrā€¦ Read more