Pier Pressure jokes
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
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