Pier Pressure jokes

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.