Pier Pressure jokes
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
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Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
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Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.