Phylum jokes
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Memes
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.