Pg jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.