Pg jokes

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

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Jugs!

P or N?

I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.

Poooooooooooooooooooooop!

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.