Peekaboo jokes
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
"Hee hee touched me."
