Peekaboo jokes

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

"Hee hee touched me."

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."