Parkinson's disease jokes

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!