Parants Jokes

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home

I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle

if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!