Parants jokes

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

Having homosexual parents must be terrible.

Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.