Paper Toweling jokes

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

A: Downey.

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

Downey.

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.