Paper Toweling jokes

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.