Pain In The Ass jokes
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
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