Pain In The Ass

Pain In The Ass jokes

Gay

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

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  • Dildo

    Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

    He's a pain in the ass.

    Pain

    If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

    Gay

    I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

    LOL.

    Cancer

    Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.

    Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.

    Guy #2: Why, what is it?

    Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.

    Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...

    Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

    Community

    Who's ready to see how shitty 2026 is! Not me :D cuz 2025 was a pain in the ass, A close friend dear to me had abandoned me because of their lover, legal guardians finding out about my crave to fulfill by holding the blade

    Yes I over reacted and yes it was stupid of me but get this y'all have parents to come home to everyday You have people to say goodnight to people who love and care for you at least you have a mom. My mom was my best friend and the last words i told her was when are u coming home and 1 minute later she got into an accident and didn't surive you don't know how it feels to cry your self to sleep and let yourself know i… Read more