Pain In The Ass jokes

Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.

Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

He's a pain in the ass.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.

Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.

Guy #2: Why, what is it?

Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.

Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...

Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.