Overcrowded jokes

The cemetery is so overcrowded.

People are just dying to get in.

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"