Overcrowded jokes

The cemetery is so overcrowded.

People are just dying to get in.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."