Overcrowded jokes

The cemetery is so overcrowded.

People are just dying to get in.

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!