Other side jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.