Orphans home jokes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.