Orange Is the New Black

Orange Is the New Black jokes

Cop

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."

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  • Orange

    What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

    I guess orange is the new black.

    Election

    Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

    Because orange is the new black.

    Rose

    Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

    The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

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  • Prison

    Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?

    The white guy actually did it.

    Rape

    How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

    Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

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