Onward jokes

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.