Onward jokes

Door

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

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  • Road

    Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

    England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

    Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."

    Bus

    A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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