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IMMA WHOOP UR ASS

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Yo

wsg

I am high

cool

Ya

im not lol

Damn

never smoked

Have you been high?

nope

Damn

only been drunk

Keep it that way

with adults

ok bro im older then u so chill out gangalang

Nice

Well don't

I am being 100% here

i mean i wont smoke weed everyday but im gonna try it at least once in my life

might be there with u just to be safe

Ya

how come u smoke ?

Mcshooty

yeah ?

You need a phone

Because I tryed it and liked it

yeah but i got strict ass parents

Damn

how do u get it ur parents just let u smoke ?

Ya

mmm

Ya

do u and mia smoke together or sim sum ?

No but I wish

mmmm

u and mia go to the same school tho right ?

Ya

why dont yall hang out after school ?

We live in different areas

oh

so yall dont do nuthin after school ?

And my mom doesn't love me enough

ohhh

its the same with me and my dads

Not really i hang out for 5 minutes hug her and leave

step and bio

summers coming up yall should do sumin over it

Maybe

It's only a 2 hour bike ride

why dont yall meet up somewhere like a movie theater or a arcade ?

Because they ant close

i see i see i see

Ya

crazy how i have no clue what yall look like and we best buds

crap i was drinking a dr pepper

Damn

uve seen my face ?

Idk

boom look at that handsome mug

i wear glasses so just picture that

oh and before u ask i used to have a phone then my dad smashed it with a hammer

That me

ur not bad look mate

I look ugly

nuh uh

Ya I am

u got a gf so thats proof u aint

i dont got one and im still smug as a mug

I just ant

why u feel that way ?

Never like how I look

why ?

Idk

pffffffff

then u got nuthin to worry about bud

Sorry

for what ?

Can you call or something

nah

only wje now

Ugh

ur not gonna do anything dumb are u ?

Wym

like hurt yourself or sumin

u okay bud ?

Ya

u sure ?

im here if u need me mate

Yup

alrighty then

what did u want to call about ?

Idk

I am tired of texting

mmmm

i never get tired of talkin with my buds

I am high

Gravity is x5

heavy or light ?

Heavy

weird

I high

never felt that way before

whats that like ?

Your head fells like it's back after little and gravity is heavy

Mb

thats hard to image in my head but i think i got it

how did u first get weed ?

Weed pen

from who ?

Bother

older ?

Oh ya and you moth and eyes are dry

why is @UnitedKingdom saying so many W's

dry eyes ?

Ya

multiple wins i guess

fuck that douche nigerham

idk why i barely did anything

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i mean u did defend like half of wje so give yourself some cred dap

nah i dont take credit i give it

u did a good thing mate be proud of that

alr i was just checkig in though so see ya

best music ive heard in my life

see ya bud proud to have u as a friend

tame impala is the music imma lesson to when im high

heard from an ex that getting high makes music better so im curious if its true

?

one of my exes used to smoke

always was curious about it after that

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Yk

u ever just look at ur hand and wonder what would happen if u woke up with a diff set of hands

Stick a nut in my ass and call me the nut master

When tf did he say that

idk

couple months ago

Shove an acorn up my ass and call me a nut master bub

lol

u prob stick ur dick in the holes of cds

Shut the fuck up you peace of bacon.

Very gey

idk what u talking about that guy looks gud

E

But he looks like a raging homosexual tho

.

We listen and don't judge- i pissed on a frog 1s

thas normal bro

I killed him with piss

nikka how ???

damn

That's comp

W

horrible way to die but w

Lol

we lesson we dont judge i used to blow fish up with m-80s

i was to bored fishing the normal way when i was younger

W

ngl fish came out in bits but still good cooking meat

new pfp for yall

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i need to go ttyl scoots

Missed these days

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who the fuck is flappy ?

u just have these relics saved ?

Clone u rlly missed one of the golden ages of the site

Yep

i know im the only gold here now

surronded by copper fr

Nuh

yuh

actually u right

im a motha fuckin diamond right now

Nuh

( i need to feed my ego let me have this )

We are ALL dirt

im the special rock u thought was a diamond when u where 4 digging in the yard

Wth what typa dirt were u digging

not me bro

well yeah me

Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh niqqa

Ight adios clone

adios hermana

wsg chuzz

wsg mate

wyd

minecraft

with eli

aura

eli fucking left me waiting for em to hop on onward

lied to me

damnnnnnnnnn

been whooping kids asses waiting for em to hop on

danggggg

are u playing onward rn?

Eli js said get on rn

ill hop on now but what u gonna do ?

idk

he left party call

gl

thanks pray i give em the backshots he deserves

gn ethan see u in the morning

we dont got school tmrw

dummy

i know but ill be on wje tmr

TELL ELI TO HOP ON SO I CAN RAPE HIM

i told him too

then he left the call

he siad he would

where did he go

ethan u there

eli if u still on vr text me on there imma be playin vail waiting for u bum