One-fifth jokes
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Community talk
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more