One-fifth jokes
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Community talk
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more