Oh dear jokes

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

Man: "Yes!"

Reporter: "Name?"

Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."

Reporter: "Sex?"

Man: "Three to five times a week."

Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"

Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."

Reporter: "Holy cow!"

Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."

Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."

Reporter: "Oh dear!"

Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.

“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.

“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.

So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”

“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......