Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
