No jokes
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Orphans have no home.
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.