Nazi Germany jokes

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.

Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.

My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.

Me: *Realizes*

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

When you fail art school.

What do you call German weed?

Mustard Gas.