So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sisterβs room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, βAbbie, whatβs wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!β
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
That shit was trash. You cant handle me. Hold up. Aint you nathaniel B??