Nail Polish Jokes

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

What did Sally get for Easter?..

Nail polish.