Musical Genre jokes

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.