Musical Genre jokes

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.