mr. c jokes

Crack

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

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    Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

    They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • Michael Jackson

    What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

    He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

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    update on mr creep (mr. c)

    he continues to make me uncomfortable. i have shown signs of feeling like he needs to go away, but he doesn't seem to take a hint. plus when i ask him for help w my work he crouches down on both knees right next to me, so close that when i turn i am afraid that i will be met with him and his pedo face. I do lean away, but he doesn't take the hint.

    ofc, my math teacher will say that this is bullcrap. i did report him to one of my teachers, so lets see how that goes.

    What do you think?

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    Guys is my teacher a pedophile?

    So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.

    The next week was another casual conversati… Read more

    The run for life and death Hi, I’m ava and I was in school at the time of the outbreak. You see, I'm at a success school. It's pretty much an alternative school for me and about 300 other people. Counting teachers, janitors, housekeeping, and students. Now to remind you this is a “school” so there's a lot of kids here, both boys and girls Attend this school and like any other school my school didn’t allow electronics… Read more