Mooving jokes
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
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A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who鈥檚 there?" "I don鈥檛 remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 馃槀
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
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Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.