Mooving jokes

What do you call a cow in a moving van?

A: A mooving cow.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?

Dead mooves.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."