Mooving jokes
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who鈥檚 there?" "I don鈥檛 remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 馃槀
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.