
Mooving jokes
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Guys to wind the clock up?
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!