Moo-cow

Moo-cow jokes

Cow

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Cow

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

Cow

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"

Cow

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.