Modern day jokes
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.