Miaou jokes
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Quit your babbling
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.