Miaou jokes
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Quit your babbling
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.