MIA MARIE MONVILE jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.